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submitted 9 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

The above has an ad-Blocker block

Here's the Wiki

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

i had to search online to be sure

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 20 points 9 months ago

Horus Guard represent!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Buddy Jesus 2.0

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 5 points 9 months ago

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.

[–] ensoniqthehedgehog@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.