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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 9 months ago

Ah, thank you

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. I’ve been so tempted to start doing this every time i see this pointless extra line….

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

it's becoming a bit of a habit for me.

it feels worthwhile, in an internet kind of way, haha.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Should probably blur the eyes, just to be safe