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submitted 9 months ago by MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know I've reached peak dull adulthood because I have no friends I can comfortably share this vile, hilarious shit with.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

We are here for you, my dude.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I'm down to one

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

What in tarnation

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

You know.....I've accepted since I was 5 that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple.....but I've never once stopped to ponder what their sexual kinks are.

It's a lot wilder than I thought.

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Ok I know this is c/bertstrips but I think imma turn off the internet for the day.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

These cranks are sounding

Oh no!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Walls fall out.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shaka when

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

His anus wide.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The back fell off.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Did you remove it from the environment?

[–] griefstricken@lemmy.ml -5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Blocking is not enough, I need to unalive you

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 9 months ago

Just make it quick, the bleeding is... pretty bad.