this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
313 points (96.7% liked)

memes

17461 readers
1702 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

digging into wallet ... Wait! ... who's butt? Yours or mine? ... eh shrug ... continues digging into wallet

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully there are still buts though?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No yiffs, glans, or butts.

... i just myself really uncomfortable for a pun.

Bake him away, toys

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha vandalizing someones property when they're in an unstable living situation, lol this is so funny.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What makes you think they didn't do this themselves?

They are just advertising their business.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, an ex of mine told me the story of a "friend", who put a tent up on a festival with a sign reading "long haired men fuck for free"

There was a fucking line outside the tent

So yeah, why not, if it's consensual.
Still, the hygienics are probably questionable...

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 10 months ago

Name one person prostituting for $5 that is in a stable living situation.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Free STD with every purchase!

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

The old Subway jingle is now playing in my head.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Toilet paper? Is the 5 monies for a single roll or for a complete pack?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I hope they spend their butt money on grammar school 'cause they put the dollar sign after the amount

[–] SeanBrently@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

What's our secret? Low overhead! And we pass the savings on to you, our valued customer!

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)