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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (4 children)

And here comes the NSFW demon fan art!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I think it's very domitable, some people are into that.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

All about that dussy!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Artists getting commissions from patrons that they will carry into hell & show what services specifically they expect.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.

What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?

Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You're right, I'll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that'll make sense.....

Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.

Edit: also, you know someone's gonna be like "OMG daddy Satan, come get me!"

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake”

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Humans would be figuring out some way to make money off it before then.

Imagine the reality shows you’d see.

MTV: Real Word - Armageddon

The Bachelor: my Demon husband

Hells Kitchen - but in Hell. They’d keep Gordon Ramsey.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 9 months ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

They commodified it and sold it back to Satan on a t-shirt.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Make an ass-hair mullet!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I love that for you both. Don't forget to bring snacks.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Me turning the local Walmart into one giant Devil's Trap with this blasting from every speaker in the building.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's on the playlist? Trivium - Insurrection, Bad Omens - Dethrone, what else?

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Let's be real, Satan would be a shitposter

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if Satan was one of us?
Just a shitposter on the bus?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As long as they're shitposting and not shitting while posting on the bus I think we'll be fine.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know that's not an exclusive or situation, right?

...right?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

They are not human, they have standards.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 9 months ago

All of his memes are stolen.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This meme is telling me something…

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 9 months ago

Whatever it is, DON'T DO IT!?!

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tbh Armageddon is such good meme material, idk what did he expect. We aint letting that sweet meme potential go to waste.

And he should have wore different pants if he dislikes the stupid sexy Flanders meme.