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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what, you'd rather just cook alone in silence?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That would be preferable to tinnitus.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 9 months ago

"cut it off, you don't use it anyway"

[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"I cook dead people"

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My knives just whisper, "Thanks for keeping me as sharp as I can be! I appreciate doing my job for you."

Though the same could be said for most of my machines since I am literally an apprentice or jack of all trades, and a master of a few.