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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This fistfight could have been an orgy.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This orgy could've been a crusade.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This crusade could have been a junta

[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Given that she's a lawyer, that's probably true for a lot of her meetings

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are you aware that this account is flagged as a bot?

[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Okay, well, I'm gonna question my existence now... How?

Edit: ah, it's a setting of my account. Weird, dunno how that happened. Thanks!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That would actually be a funny gimmick account, flag yourself as a bot, pretend to be decently lifelike AI

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of something someone posted yesterday or earlier today 😁

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

At first I thought it was a bear with a tree growing from its back instead of a honey badger and I was very confused lol

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago

This is so real, who tf books an all hands meeting on a Friday afternoon

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

...and that's why I'm following my passion by announcing my candidacy for the Italian Parliament

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

If the meeting is still going, be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?