Sgt. Prepper
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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AIght I'll give 'em that one
See Paul Ryan facing backwards? What does it mean?
Rino?
50% off for all pastors
"Pastor" is not a protected title; anyone from any independent church can feasibly call themselves a "pastor".
I laughed at this one too. Who’s even going to check if they have a real church anyway?
I do actually want to start a church that's purely based on constructivist philosophy and rejects all concept of the atomized individual self, and get that sweet sweet tax exemption for the communes I want to build. No hierarchy, no religious dogma (other than "the animating force and sentient being of others is very very real and stems from the same root as my own"), just altruistic vibes.
The IRS allows all sorts of horrible institutions that are actually grifting enterprises to be "churches" but...
just altruistic vibes
The IRS would never allow that.
Hi I'm Reverend Ligma from the Church of Bofa
Would go to see 
hopped up on "chili" and Rosanne nodding out to ambien.
Super Male Vitality!
What does it mean when they include dead people in the re-awakening group? Or maybe I don't want to know.
Doesn't the Christian apocalypse have dead people coming back to life at some point?
It does but they curiously left out the fash influencers and the live-on-stage performance part
My guess is they were scheduled to appear but received their Herman Cain awards shortly before the poster was made
Makes sense!
I wonder how many of those 5,000 tickets they sold 
Y’all laugh but Indoor Climate Controlled Facility is pretty nice
CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MEAT
INCREASE YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT
CARPOOLING IS NOT RECOMMENDED
What sheer treatbrained reactionary spite looks like at a political movement level. 
Well, it's not like we can expect actual civilized thought from normies.
the great re-awakening
I dunno, sounds kinda woke to me
reawokening
consume copious amounts of meat
Taking 20 minutes to shit to own the libs.
Was Roseanne ever cool?
She did some interviews with parenti 10 years ago
Wtf happened
ambien
I recognize like 10 faces tops and they're just Zuck/Gates/Trump kids/etc
No Adam Carolla?
This twisted game needs to be reset #BasedNWO
Consume meat? That's weird, I thought sheep were herbivorous...