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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you go to Lidl in another country and the layout is exactly the same <3

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 4 points 9 months ago

Lidls are like exactly the same everywhere except elsewere you can find items from diffirent periods .But my lidl is mirrored the bread section is on the left and the checkout is on the right.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Just as soon as I can afford to exclusively shop at the farmer's market when I'm not broke af, I'll get on that

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

(insert European confusion)

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

when they rearrange everything just to make you spend a half hour in the store wandering down every row searching for two things instead of being in-and-out in 5 minutes.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

They probably do that to try and get you to pick up more items then you meant to buy.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

When you go to a Ralphs in a different neighborhood of the same city and find items you've never seen 😋

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The Walmart app tells you which section of which aisle the item you're looking for is located. I'm sure it's a privacy nightmare though.