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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you’re in the on-ramp and they’re not letting you merge on the highway.

“They will answer to the King of Gondor.”

Downshifts valiantly, brap brap brap, merges.

“You will suffer me.”

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Where was Gondor when the zipper merge failed?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 17 points 9 months ago

For when you need a shifter that might just kill someone in a crash.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Angearil, Shift of the West

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The heel-toe again shall be King

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago

Well now I need to pull it out, but I don't think your gearbox would like that very much

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If you're brave enough

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

are you brave enough?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Looks at your car

"No more than a broken heirloom"

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All fun and games until somebody notices the groove in the road behind you.

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Looks more like a barb, so once you're on you can't get off

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I mean at least it's flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass.....

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Anduril.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Higher quality version

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the phallic tattoo on Brock Lesnar's chest.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ahh Carsil

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 9 months ago

"Strange automobiles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It has been reforged

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Excalicar, of the High Ways

And they that can shift into the 6th gear shall be named King of the Road!

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

'Murica

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sword + manual transmission not a bolt action automatic….

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Americans like their cars like their school supplies. Fully automatic.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Joystick in a car? Genius!