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[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I wrote about conservatives thinking wildfires are caused by a space laser weapon to attack the US I would be asked to not make such ridiculous caricatures but https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66457091

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What really pisses me off, is that directed energy weapons are real, and there are some illnesses that governments believe may be linked to the usage of such thing. Unfortunately even those these are real and you can straight up Google the fucking Wikipedia page for Direct Energy weapons, thanks to the dumbasses on the right, this will never be taken seriously because the second you start talking about them people will just go on about Jewish space lasers.

It's why they had to start calling ufos, uap's, because no one could say UFO without someone else joking about Will Smith dancing with a bunch of CGI aliens.

[–] BaskinRobbins@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Reagon spent over $250B on a space laser program during the cold war. It failed and nothing useful was gained from it.

[–] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Space lasers work and are a great way to destroy other sattelites. His SDI program was way crazier though, X-ray lasers fueled by shaped charge nukes to shoot down ICBMs.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Still more reasonable than Project Pluto. I can't believe how far we got in that particular mistake.

ETA the x-ray lasers were only a part of it. They were throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what stuck.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is the CIA still messing around with psychics?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Probably.... Does anyone know what the CIA is currently doing?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] araly@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

i need to screenshot into discord

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

It's the circle of meme life.

[–] solinus@lemmy.cafe 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pro tip: Use Amazon solely as a products directory. Once you find something you like to buy, copy the item name and search for other stores selling that item. If no other options exist it's likely cheap amazon trash, and look for a different product (not sure how well this works since I can't shop online rn since i don't have a bank account yet)

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

unfortunately it's not always cheap amazon stuff if you're looking for computer parts it feels like amazon is sometimes your only option at least here in the UK I managed to get some of my parts last time from a different place awd-it and they were pretty good but like half the parts were only on amazon and newegg and while I hate amazon but I atleast know I'll get my parts and in working condition and new in box like I ordered and if I don't amazon will cover me but I know neweggs been pretty bad for quite a while and we don't have any brick and mortar shops for computer parts like the US we used to have maplin but they shut down years ago now

[–] solinus@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yeah I hate it :/ unfortunately they've already succeeded in killing the others mostly and no government entity anywhere wants to do anything about it

[–] ionburger@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

maybe this is just a rural usa thing but ive had alot better luck with computer parts on ebay then amazon, ebay doesnt ship as fast but it almost always arrives or if it doesnt ebay buyer protection is no questions asked your money back. amazon often will just cancel my order 2 weeks after supposedly "shipping" it. ebays interface is also 1000% better then amazon when trying to find anything. ebay you can sort by pretty much anything and its pretty specifc. amazon will just give you keyword spammed crap and outright lie if you sort by cheapest instead giving you sponsored stuff

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But you don't always know you are getting what you paid for from Amazon. I bought a pair of Knippex linesman pliers, brand new in the packaging. Their main claim to fame is they use harder steel than Klein. To test this you try to scratch the Kliens with the Knippex and you'll get a scratch on the Kliens, but the Kleins won't scratch the Knippex. Brand new pliers in hand I tried this test and had the opposite results. I had been shipped counterfeits, and it's not the first time I've gotten a knockoff product on Amazon.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

UK Amazon 3.5mm jack extension and mount: £15

The exact same thing shipped slower through eBay: £4

It fits in an envelope, if you asked me to pay £11 for shipping I'd nope tf out.

[–] FedFer@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 2 years ago

Sadly in Italy there are certain products (I've only searched tech products so it might be different depending on the product category) that I could find only on Amazon and simply aren't available to purchase online in a safe way (no extra tax due to importing, no risk of not arrival, no "you have refund until you don't").

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Always looked like a curved dick to me

[–] H2207@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You mean the curved penis

[–] robbotlove@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's what Bezos got the idea for his rocket ship from. He just added balls and girth to it.

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nah that's like a really straight cock

[–] Lowered_lifted@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's always been a curved dick. And it's especially apparent when it's on the side of a truck.

Edit: Also, Walmart's logo is a Kurt Vonnegut style butthole

[–] marco@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago

When the "Amazon smile" was added in 2000, it was a very different company. I used to work there a few years after that and did not leave on good terms a decade later.

In those early days, there was a bunch of innovation that was good for customers, for example showing critical reviews online (vendors were horrified as previously only curated good or editorial reviews were shown), or listing used items alongside the new ones, Amazon music let you upload your own mp3s, AWS majority leveled the playing field for startups, ...

But even back then everybody knew that the warehouse jobs had very bad conditions (though that was certainly not unique to Amazon).

By 2015 I had certainly had enough. Vendors were squeezed for every cent, Amazon just copied successful products and produced them themselves in China, the management culture became more and more toxic (Managers had to find bad performers in their team, no matter if there were any), new people earned so much more than people who had some the same job for years, promotions decisions were majority influence by office politics, senior managers ran pretty much unchecked, the interview process was so hard, everybody who was involved from the Amazon side doubted they could make it through themselves, ... Currently, established authors have 0 recourse of somebody sells AI-generated books under their name.

I could go on :p

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I remember watching a Canadian cartoon called Jimmy Twoshoes, where the organization of focus was called Misery Inc. in a town called Miseryville and they were kind of this ruling corporation owned by a demon that made products specifically to make people miserable, but people still bought it because they have literally no other option.

As a dumb kid I totally missed the (now in hindsight, quite obvious) commentary on capitalism that the show was making. Anyway, how long till that becomes a documentary you think?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

When we overthrow Capitalism and say "never again"

[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Join Us! Thrive!

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 years ago

Maybe the heavy handed metaphor editors mean would be to reality

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why I am convinced, that this cannot be the prime timeline. Not only, I repeat not only, has everything done horrifically terrible. But there are too many things that are so terribly written, that I have to be in some kind of dystopian novel.

I mean do you know how many times Hollywood writers have been told that their scenes where the bad guys attack the capital have to be rejected, simply because it was too unrealistic for such a thing to not be met with immediate and deadly force? And yet January 6th.

[–] dotMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God damn it I just got the joke I did not even mean to make

[–] The_Mixer_Dude@lemmus.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you mean Apple. Amazon is only half the size of Apple

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I thought they flattened it a bit for effect, but nope. Can't unsee that!

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Actually that's a slim peen.