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[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

A copy? Not possible unless she builds a NAS

[–] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

She has admin access on my server and can see everything so she already has that. We spend pretty much 24/7 together anyways so nothing to hide in the first place.

[–] aard@kyu.de 9 points 2 years ago

Not really much. Now if my wife would get the dump the story might be a bit different.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Either she is nerdy AF, at which point I am going to get silly and probably scare her off, or she is going to be extremely bored hopefully she gets the hint and that will scare her off.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I get excited that I have a girlfriend. Although I don't know what she wants with my game saves. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Adramis@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

You good bro?

Blink three times if you need help.

[–] funbreaker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Hypothetical Girlfriend would probably wonder why everything is so disorganized.

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Pornography starring Scout's mother.

[–] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She tells me how intensly geek and boring my life is, before asking me to fix something on her computer.

[–] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Absolutely nothing, other than maybe her questioning my data storage habits as it's all trash.

[–] DonPromillo@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be worried about the files but more about my wife finding out that I have a girlfriend.

[–] cooopsspace 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Girlfriend works at the NSA.

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[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

"Why do you take so many goddamn pictures of our cat?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago

A great deal of confusion, I imagine. I don't have a girlfriend, and since I rarely even leave the house on my own, I doubt my wife would believe that I do.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Dies of boredom

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

RPG books. So many RPG books.

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[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

She’d probably ask my why I have full archives of a lot of old websites, and why I have archives of everything I have ever written for school or work.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only encrypted file I have is my kdbx.

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[–] qbduubdp@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this post is a honeypot

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My wife would probably try to have sex with her.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.

[–] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 2 years ago

It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

nothing because I am paranoid

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