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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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"Did I wake you?"

"No, I was already awake from the phone ringing."

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago

As opposed to Boeing Boeing Boeing:

What's that, I can't hear you !? The door just fell off again and we are at 1,000 feet! Oops, there goes our other wing too!?

[–] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's pretty much ~~in~~ on you at this point if you haven't set up automatic do not disturb on your phone yet.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meh, I told myself I'd do it if I ever get disturbed by a call that isn't important or interesting. Hasn't happened yet.

[–] Waffle 1 points 1 year ago

Deep deep deep inside of you

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate this. I've had people call me and say "hey we're you sleeping" and it doesn't seem to matter what you say lol. To be fair, this is mostly my family, but damn, come on.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My mother does this. And then says she'll call back when I'm awake and it's like no! I'm awake now, I answered the phone, just do the talk thing now, cause I'm not getting back to sleep!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Yes." "Ah, shit, well I'll let you get back to it." "No, I'm awake now. What's going on?"

Every time. If someone wakes me up they may need to talk and I'm always about that.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

My boss did that once, no idea what he wanted because as soon as I said yes I was asleep, he said oh sorry and put the phone down.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I would have already been up for a couple of hours. My problem used to be people trying to get ahold of me at 10pm, but Do Not Disturb fixed that. People don't understand what the 3-4am life is about.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cocky want boing boing