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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really dodged a bullet by not going with "Auto Goon"

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Magnum, the Verb Lord

ftfy. That comma is an important part.

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I always think Danny was supposed to say magnum condom and monster dong but he screwed it up and they kept it because it was funnier that way.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

these sound exactly like the names the bundy family came up with to make fun of bud's rap name.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What was it again? Grandfather B?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

pretty sure it was Dustbuster B

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Silliness aside, was “auto” related to cars or guns?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Auto from the Greek "self" He was his own gooner.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

The P is for fellate?

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

"and think before you fuck a lil skateboard p" in drop it like it's hot is such a clean ending to his verse.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Right, that one is pretty cool

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Grandmaster B