Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!
OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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It's definitely on the level of the average US "wholesome" story.
"Cancer riddled kid chooses to pay for classmates lunches instead of chemotherapy, dies with a happy smile"
Capitalism allowed that kid to die happy
He is truly a good Catholic.
Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide
Thots and payers, everyone
Not all heros wear capes
Nor condoms, it turns out.
Can you get an STD from fucking a corpse?
It's not like the STD vanishes after ~~jumping~~ being pushed.
Asking for a friend?
Real
Sounds like he's just an accomplice. Gravity is the killer.
Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn't have the same crash without the road.
Not all heroes wear capes.
It doesn't mention a cause of death. Someone eventually pursueded hiim?
He had an aneurysm, caused by a horrendous misspelling of the word βpersuadedβ.
New phone.. my autocorrcors needs practice.
Autobots roll out!
Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?
SexyLosers tier joke.