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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There was a board game cafe I used to go to and in their bathroom there was a toilet out in the open near the sinks (as well as regular stalls). Someone eventually asked and apparently the place used to be a nightclub and it was for people to throw up.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

They had just a toilet and not a Papst? How mundane.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Defecation of the Ancients

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Counter streak 2

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As someone who has been to a few different prisons (past opiate addict) I have shit in all three scenarios with full stations.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I don't think there are any winners in that case.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Nightmare. And presumably you can't even scroll on your phone. You gotta make small talk with your fellow defacators

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I literally have nightmares about all of these scenarios.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s fun to hold hands there.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'll wipe your ass if you wipe mine.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pro leagues are shiting diamonds.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

pve

Actually if it's player-vs-environment this one is probably better:

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

And often those were truly PvE, especially when the wolves were attacking.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Does this count?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Sometimes I wonder what architects are thinking designing bathrooms.

I guess architects are all romcom characters who live in a world that isn't quite like ours, where big loud creepiness works with women and you can walk into a bar and order "a beer."

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 9 months ago

No one made the "pee v pee" joke yet?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"No dad, that Chipotle yesterday was a mistake, it was even half cooked. Why is this place called a restroom when you're struggling for your life?"

[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No one’s winning that game.