All those pockets too small to carry a phone.
Memes
Rules:
- Be civil and nice.
- Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).
Thankfully, other men.
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
I don't want to show anyone up
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
Because eww, I don’t want to
Sheer sex appeal
I don't want to be killed off like them?
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
It's too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.