this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

And someone monkeyed with the thermostat and WHY IS THIS WINDOW OPEN I'M NOT PAYING TO HEAT THE OUTDOORS!

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Furnace filter so full of dog hair you could make another dog with it.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I think we've been in the same haunted house!

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Home automation is really helpful to solve those issues. Heating will turn off if a window is open for more than one minute. Heating schedule is controlled centrally (and enforced every few minutes, so even touching the thermostat has no impact). I'm trying to move to presence sensors as well to cut on the lights on forever.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This won't work unless it's in his house

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Bingo, not my bill, not my problem lol.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Basically, to enter, they'll need to enter their payment information, and at the end of the haunted house, they'll be billed based on the bills incurred by the house during the session. Now that'll be true horror.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

This isn't Monsters, Inc.! Look at this, gee whiz! The place isn't powered by screams! Can I get one person in this dang haunted house in my side here? Don't you know global warming is real?

Aw, for cripes sake! is that an INCANDESCENT? Yep, I can feel the heat coming off of it. Where's the ladder in this place?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also all the doors are open, and the heat is on at the same time as the air conditioner.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

When I read it I specifically thought to myself "at least it's just the lights and not a heater on at the same time as an air conditioner"

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When you go through the house and turn them off, the ghosts mysteriously turn them back on as soon as you leave the room...

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I must have a ghost infestation. My kids always swear it wasn't them.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

SpOoOokyyy...

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm a dad, but I leave lights on all the time, they're LEDs and could care less about the 5$/yr it adds to the electric bill LMAO

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

They could care less. They’d be dead though.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just as much about the planet. The power has to come from somewhere, and a lot of people couldn't care less about the 5$/yr.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It's only that cheap because the power it uses is inconsequential.

Besides, shifting the blame for climate change to the average person is exactly what many industries want. "It's not OUR fault our plants dumped all this pollution because we resisted all the greener ways of power generation, it's yours because you didn't turn the thermostat to 85°/Turn off the lights/left your TV in standby/Left your phone charging over night"

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Every floorboard creeks.

Every toilet flap is stuck.

All faucets drip.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The thermostat is set to... SEVENTY TWO DEGREES

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

The thermostat lowers the temperature and random intervals

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The lawn is immaculate but both neighbors have lawns entirely comprised of dandelions

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For me, it's open cabinets

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Not a dad, am autistic, this is truly a nightmare

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No cap actually a great concept. Titanium white lighting on eggshell walls for an entire mansion that suddenly comes to life when the haunting starts: you can see the dark murky corpses crawling towards you down the hallway.

Sort of like the Shining.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

My dad wouldn't know the difference. He went on vacation with most lights on.