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Best kind of turnover (slrpnk.net)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apple is Ohio?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Skibidi.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OK Zoomer

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just killed a man...

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was he holding it wrong?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Israeli parts

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never said otherwise

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 10 months ago

https://www.newsweek.com/tourist-menu-abroad-cope-what-get-instead-1960207