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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If a blue shell os able to send you back to 12th, that sounds like a skill issue. Drop back and ensure the shell takes out second place as well.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

The blue shell is just the harbinger of everything else coming right afterwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43cq3DalZw

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

As if second place didn’t know you’re trying that and is also slamming the brakes.

I get that there’s catch-up mechanics in a casual game. But why did it have to be a ‘ha ha, you lose!’ item without recourse for the target?

[–] produnis@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

I am in tthis meme