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[–] theatomictruth@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In tropical regions it’s common for ripe oranges to be green

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Tropical regions? Look at the guy! This is clearly somewhere in Eastern Europe!

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What? Aren't you talking about lime?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, oranges only go orange if exposed to temperatures below 13C

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What influence does temperature have on peel color? Sweet oranges require low night temperatures (below 55º F.) Before they will color well.

Huh, TIL.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wife is one of those tropicals, she says they have both orange and green oranges, depending on the type. I asked her what type is green, and we have the same type here but it's orange.

Also Fanta is yellow, btw

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Limes are unripe. If you let them ripen, they'll turn yellow.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

As someone with a lime tree this is so true. Limes are so much better if you pick them right as they yellow.

[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I wish someone would make a splatoon like game for pc. Likely they are worried about getting sued.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Which I really don't understand. They can't own the concept of capture the flag and other games like that. Crash Bandicoot used to have a similar game where you bounce on squares to change them to your color, something I've seen in other games too.

[–] UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Paleword is getting sued so I could understand the fear.

[–] mizuki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but Splatoon has a fairly unique game mechanic, being able to swim through ink that you shoot being the primary one. That seems like something Nintendo could easily sue over.

[–] savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

~~Game mechanics can't be patented, only game assets (character models, etc)~~ I'm wrong!

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Game assets can't be patented. Patents are for concepts, copyright and trademarks are for specific things like assets.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

They can't own the concept but they'll sue you in a biased court and either waste all of your money or get you to stop making the game

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They did on PS4, it flopped even though it was free with ps plus. I still want to try it though, it's called Foamstars.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

It switched to free-to-play this month.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When life gives you oranges...

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

When life gives you oranges, don’t make orange juice. Make life take the oranges back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn oranges, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Anon oranges! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the oranges! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible orange that burns your house down!

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Make prison hooch?

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those green oranges are the best oranges you can ever hope to get.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Those look more like papayas to me. Or some other weird non-orange fruit.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's still free fruit?