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EXPLOSIONSβ½
DOOR STUCK!
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
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WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
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YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
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GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH
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YOU SPOONY BARD!
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
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UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!
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REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
EXPLOSIONS! π₯
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YMMEL!?
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