"Yeah the right wing wants to nuke china, murder all trans people and turn the country into a theocracy. The left wing wants that not to happen and also free education and healthcare. I'm a moderate because I don't want free education or healthcare and I only think some of China should be nuked. Also I'm indefferent about trans people's suffering."

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

All liberal politics is based in sexual pathology.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

lol, I guess coming to terms with the fact that whywhywhywhywhy is the best their ideology has to offer really broke some brains, huh?

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Communism is when there is a cult of personality surrounding an individual

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

scared

[–] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

brandon

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

...Sunday morning... cartoons.

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤮 Goddamnit I just ate.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

:good-morning:

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

2008: Beating off to Sarah Palin

2012: Beating off to Mitt Romney's sons

2016: Beating off to Hillary Clinton photoshopped over Lena Heady or Emilia Clarke, depending on your partisan disposition.

2020: Beatoff My Pork

2024: Beating off to the Venture Bros "Red Mantle" and "The Dragoon" but with the heads of Donald Trump and Joe Biden respectively.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago

This came out shortly after the whole Tara Reade thing began which makes it extra distasteful.

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I don't know what's real or satire anymore.

doomer

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

So it's real, and apparently chuds are hate buying it or something?

Need to make a hexbear edit of this one

[–] EpicKebabEater@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did they color him hot pink?

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Gay Woke Agenda or something would be my guess.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Uh oh he got the blood eye

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought killing dogs was Pete's job.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Pete kills dogs recreationally but top cop Kamala does it professionally.