this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not into chicks who are not into tentacles.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago

Anyone that enjoys the Cthulhu mythos, and isn't at least neutral regarding tentacle references is just silly

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Drag can tell anon said it in a weird way because anon is the kind of silly who rates girls on a scale of 10.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, everyone knows you have to rate the females on a scale of 7.

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Solid 5/7 comment

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

And don't forget to pronounce females like tamales.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

thanks drag

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 33 points 10 months ago (6 children)

What’s significant about her being born on the 10th July? Astrology shit?

Wtf pay attention it's not "10th July". It is very clear what anon wrote and meant.

Are you autistic or smth?

They obviously meant the 7th of Oct.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's the 7th of October and that's tomorrow. Don't forget to wish her a happy birthday 🎂

[–] Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if ironic or not so I will explain

It's not a date, its a rating of how attractive the girl was, very often used in green text and 4chan.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not, it's not a date, the OP is unable to talk to people and also is obsessed with their 'attractiveness rating' rather than who they are, so will not be at all likely to go on a date.

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure that when you only have 2 date parts it's month/year

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Yes. Astrology shit.

[–] proton_lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Gtfo here with that American date notation /s (but not really)

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago