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[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 103 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[–] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where are you putting the weights..?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Not the way I do it!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Let me rack you up a line

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Movin ur blood around

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

fuck the pain away

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 2 years ago

My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Exercise in general will do this.