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Anon bonds with his older sister (infosec.pub)
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[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 143 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Between the anime picture and the fact it’s on 4chan I was really dreading the end

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every step of the way too. The dancing, the hug, the stay at her house. It could have gone horror very easily.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

Gotta start reading them from the bottom

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I think the whole greentext is written to edge on incest but never providing on purpose. Too many nods at that scenario.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

See the trick is to skim the last few lines first so you know what you are getting into

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Skimming the last line is how I read "boned" instead of "bonded"

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There was a study to show that people enjoy books more when they read the last chapter first.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Depends on the people I guess. I personally lose all interest in a book or movie if you spoil the ending for me.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

ngl, was waiting to get wrecked with this too...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's greentext, so you know the two rules.

That being said, mine and my sister were pretty horrible to each other as kids. Not in the same ways, but that's beside the point.

It wasn't until we were both not only older, but had lived apart for a long while that we could be friends rather than just doing the bare minimum you do for family.

Sometimes, it's about growing enough to let go of the bullshit, and that takes time

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's been odd being an only child. I catch so much shit for it, while all the siblings I know all but torture each other simply for existing.

Look, my parents are just as immature and self absorbed. I'm not special, we're all just dealing with the folks who made us. Be nice to your sibling.

[–] match@pawb.social 24 points 10 months ago

i love subversion of expectations

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately.

[–] gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Where's the rest of it?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

start choking up

Sister performs the Heimlich maneuver MFW she both nearly kills me and saves my life F that, never taking any liquids from her again

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

No time like the present to patch up rocky childhood relationships with family members!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wow what a lame ending, I got all excited for nothing :[

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I can't fap to this

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah what a shame we had the wholesome ending and not the degenerate goth incest ending. /s