Celery is like eating crunchy water. I just can't do it.
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Dice it up real small with carrots and onion. Saute gently in butter. Now you have mirepoix, a delicious base for many foods. The flavor needs to be concentrated. Try celery salt as well to really taste the delicious flavor.
Celery is like eating crunchy water. I love it.
See also iceberg lettuce, water chestnuts, jicama, kohlrabi, and broccoli stems for differing water:crunch ratios.
If I missed some, please let me know, I love all of these.
Add crunchy peanut butter!
Hang me if you like but I hate peanut butter
It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round.
The most disturbing thing isn't the anthropomorphic celery brushing out the dude's ass, it's the opening of his ass that is super fucked up. Like dude has a sarlacc pit for an asshole.
Why does it open vertically?
Why does it open hamburger buns style and not hotdog buns? ☹️
Ribbed for extra pleasure....