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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 97 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

anon: "Why do building go up from the ground?"

Also anon: "Must be aliens!"

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 87 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago

oh hey it's my lock screen!

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Without seeing the art, I can think of a few explanations.

  1. The artist is drawing a concept, say an epidemic/disease, as a monster to make it easier to communicate. From what I understand aincient art is often very symbilc, which would fit this very well.
  2. Propaganda, the ruler wants art that shows them as powerfull, strong, and fighting/killing a sky monster is a powerfull message without angering neighbouring leaders into a real conflict.
  3. Fiction/immagination, today works of fiction are very common, so why not in the past as well? Someone painted something just because it looked cool, is that so unresonable?
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Also, pointy roof make rain and snow fall down better than non-pointy roof. Also, monument point up, because making monument point down makes it fall over.

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The more things change the more they stay the same.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 42 points 10 months ago

You mean ancient people saw dinosaur bones and imagined the same sort of monsters, and build their roofs to ward off rain?

Say it ain't so!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

Hammond of Texas was a good man.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See also: the true terror of the mollusk horde

(Each word is a different pic)

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

In an agricultural society, I can see why this would get painted.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 10 months ago

This is just the result of obelisk re-education programs on their subjugated worlds

The monsters fight for freedom

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Wtf kinda monument points down???

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Aliens… /s