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D'oh (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Han Solo: Great, kid! don't get cocky!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 27 points 10 months ago

Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Dick Armstrong

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

One-eye Jedi.

Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 14 points 10 months ago

XXX-Wing

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jews In Space...

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Speuwzh...

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I'm sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.

What, you think I'm kidding?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Red 5, standing by

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dick 5, standing by.

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Red rocket, standing by.

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Wielding the meat saber.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don't even like tattoos.