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It's what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.
Now that they've discontinued HoloLens (today), that'd be hard.
...or so we think
Am I missing something?
The funny numbers
Thanks. Am doofus, didn't see it.
Yay for the funnies
Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.
Funi numbr and Microsoft bad
I also genuinely want to know
Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr
Nice
I missed the news story, what they do?
420.69
…noice
I was looking for why the stock was dropping lol. They discontinued HoloLens today.
It's just a tiny blip, look at the 1Y or even 1M views.
and I was wondering what the cause of the tiny blip was
Invested another billion in ClosedAI
I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.
That's exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle
oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI
Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting
Actually something they would publish
EDIT: Edited came to camera
(Lemmy currently doesn't support attachments yet, but Mbin and Mastodon do as the only available way of image upload; hence, my attached image would likely show up as nothing for you, so I also embedded it in markdown. Attachments allow server hosters to cache thumbnails while still specifying alt text. Follow the progress at https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/2456!)
Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.
ooh, hp is going down
The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.
Nice.
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