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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 15 points 10 months ago

Finally caved last week and installed Facebook. There's some businesses/organisations I deal with that only have a FB page. Decided to look up half siblings I haven't seen in decades and actually found them. Dithered for a couple of days before sending friend requests. 2/3 were accepted almost immediately! I had an exchange of msgs with my brother and feel so chuffed, happy in a funny kind of way I haven't felt for a long time. My nephews and nieces are adults! ADULTS!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm hungover. No ragrets going last night. I didn't get up, but everyone was so welcoming anyway, they all said hello and asked about me ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm thinking of getting up next time and reading Unsent, but I hope to write something a bit less "trauma poetry" haha

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your very first one you posted here about the checkout chick was superbo and very relatable.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It was this one yeah?

I could not sleep, awakened afraid
Under the covers, I begged, I prayed,
For dawn, or death, for sleep to come
But mercy ungranted, I knew I was done.
For I committed a most awful crime
One for which we've all done time
Exactly the same or slighty changed,
Have we all made this same mistake?
I went to Woolies to buy a snack,
The cashier smiled, I smiled back
Items scanned, transaction completed
She said the words that have me defeated
Smiles and waves, "Enjoy your coffee and snack!"
"You too!" I regretfully cried back
Unthinking, unblinking, mid-step away
I died there, in Woolies, that very day.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

That's the one!

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

22.5 hours to ten days of CAT. I must tidy up the house a bit for her - so she has more nests to sit in. And avoids the pots where plants died and it's all just dried up potting mix.

Oh, and there was so much gardening I wanted to do before she arrives, because I can't have her escaping via the balcony, but I don't think I'll get to it in time... so she might have to be shut off in a bedroom for a couple hours when I get around to it. Though at the rate I'm procrastinating it might only get done after she leaves.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You must really be looking forward to soxcat if youโ€™re counting it down to the hour.

I hope you get many snuggles and cuddles from the kitty.

Tomorrow I think it going to be a really nice day but you might not have time to get it done tomorrow before she arrives.

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm loving these longer, warmer days. I can already feel the SADs melting away

My mental health had been absolutely fucked the last few months, but even generally, I tend to end up in little depression episodes during winter time, with the short and wet days and constant grey skies

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

The sun being up when I wake up and get home is a huge plus. Short days aren't great for the ol' depresso

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Second interview tomorrow, let's go!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have already upskilled your corporate speak performance on the DT

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Participated in off site team activities to maximise longevity of inexplicable use of defining language in order to push through expansion of pipeline.

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago (7 children)

On my way to first day working from a co-working space. Got a membership for 5 days a month. Packed my bfast / lunch / snacks, and got dressed in something other than slum WFH clothes. Felt nice, Iโ€™m excited for this change up in my routine. Hope itโ€™s worth the $$.

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Got the results from my blood test today and suddenly a lot is starting to make sense AND there may be a way to turn things around for both my physical and mental health. Feeling optimistic. I got the medical cannabis (from online doc not doc doc, a while ago) to try and help with the sads but found it doesn't really do anything of consequence for me so I have a bunch of weed that I'm not super interested in. Although, the indica does help with getting to sleep when I can't get to sleep which is its purpose so that's alright.

Also though, apparently my sugar is a little high so they want me to do a 3 hour glucose resistance blood test thing to see if I have the diabeetus (like my Dad does). My levels are nowhere near the levels Dad gets though so we'll see.

I had to visit a client on site today.

There's a lot to be said about being well dressed and how it makes you feel.

Not in a vain way, just feels good.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Getting set up for the night.

See if I can remember how to do it. Has been a while. Looks to be clear skies though.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Found some (I presume) a few male 'Superb fairy-wren' tail feathers when weeding before:

Lots a fluff around so something went down (probably resident magpie having a go at it). Apparently a common bird but I never really see them (or found their feathers).

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Thatโ€™s much cooler than finding split peas on your car seat.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

I saw this guy at Werribee Zoo a couple of years ago. One of my favourite birds, they always seem cheerful.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago (9 children)

From this morning I report: 2 touch base, 1circle back, 5 confirm, 9 flagged, 3 touched on, 10 capacity, 9 priorities, and 6 mentions of dyslexia or adhd

Shit that's a pretty good round up! I had artifacts a few times, granular x2, vision x2, your team is the heart of this company x 1 (get absolutely fucked), and I've heard the word meeting at least 2 dozen times so far today.

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Morning full of meetings, only two left this afternoon.

Sun is shining. Going to do a kitchen declutter later. Gonna be a good day

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Letโ€™s touch base in the morning ๐Ÿ™Œ

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope the food truck circles back.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That is certainly an actionable item.

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๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŠ

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Stahp ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] Salvo@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Did everyone else get the โ€œEnergy Bill Reliefโ€ email?

I have a feeling that this is just more โ€œcorporate welfareโ€.

I expect everyoneโ€™s Energy providers to inflate prices over the next 4 months by about $75 a month.

I recently changed provider because the government energy website said my bill would be half of what it was; guess what; it was exactly the fucking same!

The sooner the Government de-privatise the Energy sector, the better. We will also see an end to the Fracking Industryโ€™s astroturfing against renewables.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

100 days learning Italian on duo and we are finally getting to the important stuff

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I'd like to add "single source of truth" and "pain points" to our lingo.

Also, profound dissatisfaction was a term I used today lol long story

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Iโ€™m actually really curious to know how โ€˜pain pointsโ€™ are a thing in IT

Someone touched a live wire?

Maybe the deep existential pain that comes from the computer installing updates right in the middle of an unsaved important task or presentation ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

it's a stupid bloody phrase that basically means "IT are gonna be really MEAN to make this actually adhere to good practises and we corporate snots don't like that"

Motherfuckers. They're issues. This article is a good example, I'm not sure if you work IT, but as someone who's been doing it for nearly 30 years I am chewing my own tongue in rage at the suit-speak.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Why are there random split peas in my car?

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure they are random and not targeted? Perhaps it is not just you being effected and it is the fist step towards world peas.

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You've been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won't be finding them for years to come.

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm housesitting my parents place for almost a month from Monday. Just thinking about tomorrow's weather and it has me thinking.. maybe I'll take dad's Harley out for a lil ride while I'm there. It has been quite a while since I rode.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey @Bottom_racer@aussie.zone can you please tell me your dipping sauce recipe for dumplings. Much appreciated.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure for me it's equal parts light soy and rice wine vinegar with a dash of sesame oil then throw in some chilli flakes and sesame seeds. Sometimes throw some minced raw garlic.

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago (13 children)

I think what's needed here is a fun team-building activity during your lunch break. Yay. Who's in? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

So much dust, soot and pollen to clean up, the seagoons are being over run and sneezing ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Good night everyone. Sweet dreams. ๐Ÿ˜˜

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