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My megaproject ideas are mostly pretty standard. I'd build a high speed rail network across North America, and build and expand metro and regional rail systems in and around every city. I'd turn all cities and suburbs into fifteen-minute cities. I'd decommodify housing, and build ten million units of public/social/non-market housing, mostly three bedroom units. I'd link those last three policies together by building TODs around the new Metro and rail stops. And I'd build bicycle networks in every town and city and connect them to the TODs. I'd build bridges and walkways across skyscrapers. I'd put a bidet in every American toilet (uses less water than toilet paper apart from being more comfortable). Fiber internet in every home. A heat pump in every home. An induction stove in every kitchen. Phase out fossil fuels and power everything with Pumped Storage Hydropower and Geothermal. I'd make the US go Metric.

But my truly crazy, obsessive idea would be to bring back the French Revolutionary calendar. Or I'd purge all French influences from English.

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[–] glans@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Community cafeterias. 1 caf per x (tbd) population.

  • informed by national-level dietary guidelines
  • very receptive to local neighborhood dietary preferences and encouraged to develop specialties
  • worker controlled
  • kitchen teams could swap/guest in other neighborhoods to mix things up
  • you can go to cafs in other neighborhoods but there would probably be some system to anticipate demand to avoid over/under prepping (like you have a home caf but you can make reservation at another one?)

You can eat there or get take out.

Benefits:

  • less food waste
  • don't have to waste time shopping, chopping, cooking and cleaning when you don't want to
  • will not have insane "chef" centered kitchen cultures, unless everyone working there votes in favour of this for some reason
[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Train racing. No I will not elaborate.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I'm listening

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

with multi-track drifting of course

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

High speed rail running the 'spine' of the americas - people should be able to go from Alaska to the far end of Chille and not need to transfer (although one imagines a number of stops along the way)

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

obviously, this would also be paired with a lot more freight rail, with the goal of eliminating as much intra-americas cargo voyages as possible. Really, that would be the true aim of the project, but the high-speed passenger line would be the forward face of it.

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[–] HauntedBySpectacle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Create a large network of state and/or cooperatively owned cannabis farms to mass-produce hemp for industrial purposes, and every strain of quality marijuana known to man. You think the weed's too strong these days? That's ok, the state will devote its resources to developing 10% THC strains that taste like a gourmet meal. You want to be sent to the moon? Why yes, there will be 99.9% pure concentrate oils widely available.

Just as the USSR had an alcohol ration, there will be a mids ration available for all. Any unclaimed rations will be distributed to the gulags to forcibly pacify political prisoners. While high and marginally more open-minded, they will be made to play video games where every character is a black lesbian and all the messaging is based on post-colonial theory. Only after their daily shift constructing and tending the farms is finished, of course.

Any questions?

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[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Bringing streetcars and trams back to as many roads as logistically possible

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ban lawns. Like, completely. No more lawns. Having one is a punishable offense. I want children to report their parents on this matter. Merciless enforcement. EVERYONE with ground space MUST have a garden.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

One of my not-crank i will actually do this if you fools let me wield power projects is evacuating the suburbs in to high density city cores, mining the burbs for useful materials, the bulldozing them for use as crop lands, light industry, and whatever else is acceptable to have near cities.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If you built a 5km tall lightning rod, it'd sap all the electrical potential from the clouds before lightning can form. There's gotta be a lot of electric potential there, given that it's enough to make lightning. Catumbo experiences 1.6 million bolts of lightning per year, and the average lightning bolt is 5 gigajoules of power, so harnessing it all would produce about 2.5 gigawatts of power, which is about the same as 2.5 ordinary nuclear power plants. This is clearly not worth it, let's do it.

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

i liked ur idea and thought abt using airships to hoist a wire up there. those huge HVDC cables that cross oceans are capable of transmitting power in the gigawatt scale. but apparently these things are heavy as fuck at ~50 kg/m. so 5 km of this is 250 metric tons!! airships definitely can’t do that and even a tower that tall would be an engineering marvel.

i just thought of another way while typing this! you could send airships up there with giant batteries and just bring them back to earth when theyre fully charged

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Do orbital skyhooks that support a cable that comes within a few dozen meters of the earth

Sure, there's some material science problems but the room temperature superconductor is going to fix all thaty!

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

me, after another long and fulfilling day of getting bombarded with the full force of the heavens for the betterment of humanity soviet-chad

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

harnessing it all would produce about 2.5 gigawatts of power, which is about the same as 2.5 ordinary nuclear power plants. This is clearly not worth it, let's do it.

That's my fucking president rosa-salute

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[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd want to breed sapience into cows and have them join us in society.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the cows might have beef with humans, sans India

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah once I bring forth the glorious utopia of vegankind they will forgive us.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~Rocko's~~ Heffer's Modern Basilisk, the sentient cows will kill everyone who wasn't a vegan since birth, and then farm the vegans as their food supply.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Every multiplayer pvp game will be mandated to have an unskipabble 10 minute gay kiss/sex scene on startup.

[–] TC_209@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Massive radio telescopes built into the far side of the Moon.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

i like it, then mine would be solar gravitational lens telescope

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hobby centers where all of the gear you would need to get started on various hobbies are available for anyone to use on site. Like a library loaded with tools, CNC machines, stuff for knitting, high end computers, art supplies, musical instruments and recording gear, etc. I would limit the ability to take things off-site only to people who cannot visit in person for medical reasons.

The goal is building community and encouraging creating things for fun. It would also promote innovation, art and music, etc, but that would never be the goal, just a nice side effect.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These are already a thing in some places at a small scale. Libraries in some areas lend tools, and there are some community tool libraries that either lend tools or lend tools and have workspaces!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Mine was pretty hostile to anyone noticeably alt :(

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

get this every street by law must have a sign saying its street name

also in the same vein as getting rid of the French influences from English I would make the way people in Norfolk speak the official correct way of pronouncing English that or the west country accent so we all sound like pirates

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

get this every street by law must have a sign saying its street name

I don't know if it's a legal requirement, but the percentage of streets with name signs (sometimes even explanations of the name, such as "G. Gool, 18XX-19XX, painter") is very high. It's actually handy for memorizing city layouts. Also number signs on buildings in Poland sometimes have street names on them. It's not as ubiquitous as in Italy, but it's Handy.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Make rokos basilisk real but exclusively target dipshit techbros. And genetically modifying humanity so I can eat all the unhealthy tasty food I want without getting some kind of cancer or turning into a blimp, or anything else really.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Arcologies. Entire cities built into single, massive complexes.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

give them big spider legs too

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'd pour massive amounts of money into arguably crank Bazinga ideas like Life Extension and proper Nanotech. I'd ban all cars and replace with public transport. Thorium power plants in every house! SPAAAAAAAACCCEEEE!

I'd make massive urban farming and gardening projects regardless of economic viability.

I also have Gaddafi-grade western fashion revival ideas. You will have to dress up for all evening events and no a Tuxedo is not gonna cut it. if you want a vision of the future it's an 1700s dance slipper brushing a human face lightly, forever.

I am also for the French Revolutionary calendar. Happy Basil Day!

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Life extension is a lot less crank stuff if you look at it as a gradual process with countless stops on the long road to biological immortality. Like fussing with some genes to reduce the incidence of prostate cancers or preventing/reversing immune system degradation in old age are a lot less /r/ futorology than magic live forever machines, but they're steps on a road to biological immortality and they're probably achievable with tech we have now given sufficient time and resources.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please repeal the great male renunciation while you're at it.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Put on the salmon coloured Justacorps, Shinji.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

End natural predation.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

White people and even former capitalists are given the opportunity to be full, equal members of society

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Very occasionally, you find a capitalist who'll say something along the lines of "You're prejudiced against rich people! This is discrimination!"

And, like, sure, OK. But guess what? You can always just give up the capital and then the 'discrimination' ends.

[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Indeed. Being discriminated against for an unnecessary privilege you voluntarily hog all to yourself is fine.

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My thing would be to give people previously unhoused or disconnected to connect with one another to make villages just large enough to be self-sustaining. And they could do specific tasks or research that personally appeals to them with or without credentials/gatekeeping as far as education in our current systems.

I mean like communes I guess, but more goal focused - like a village of agriculture enthusiasts who want to grow and use local plants and resources to sustain themselves and track success. Or a village of people who want to repurpose old hangars to develop aviation technology or something physics related.

Honestly I just want to group together enthusiasts and see what they can make or discover when there's no worry about rent, no paywalls, and no profit incentives.

I think I'd like to live in a village somewhere isolated and low tech that focuses on spending large spans of time on personal projects and sharing them in a group setting like once a month. An introvert's paradise. I think there are cool things we can learn and create when given different safe environments. I know that people would really gravitate towards what motivates them when they have their needs met and given the opportunity to explore.

I'd also like the idea of education in general being freely available with certification only necessary in relation to human safety (medicine, nuclear physics, etc.).

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of The Dispossessed

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