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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Aren't we all?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 4 points 10 months ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It's a Patrón thing. I'd be having more fun than anyone else if I were hammered right now.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where's this from?

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Bros.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 17 points 10 months ago

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Well, the Master of Disaster is an official degree, so I feel a Dr. of Doom would be not too farfetched