Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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My only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.
That's hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
"Mama, when does Papa comes back?", "sorry, that loser left is weeks ago", "ey... I can still hear you!"
That's really, really great!
Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?
Wheeeee!
It is clever and funny. There's cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.
Your kid is currently terrorising snails.
The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt
Decoy snail
Mood
Any adult would be proud to have made this.
What's the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?
He's Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.
They have laws that explode now?
Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?
You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.