Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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How did you think the goldfish got pregnant
It does sound fishy...
Feeding the geese(fish)
Doesn't matter, have fish.
3 years is an absurd commitment to any bit which isn't rewarding, and quite a few that are. Most who can afford this stuff tend to be more fickle(or suck at it ... hi). I think you're right.
Goldfish pregnancy
I don't think this is how fish work
Well the more appropriate term is "gravid".
Although there are many species of fish that give live birth and therefore are usually described as pregnant.
That’s ain’t green, that’s gold 🥁