stick a fork in me jerry, I'm done 
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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My brain read this in his voice
this just in: michowl richards goes on racist tirade at the laugh factowlry
I have never been more confused on Lemmy.
Then my job here is done heheheh
Welcome to hexbear, I will be your guide 
Dirt Owl entering a Feddiverse thread that's going to the chuds
Dirt_Owl origin story.
Does this mean there was once Dirt_Human? Or do all owls come out of the owl pit dirty?
I was George Costanza
Wait Dirt_owl is from New York? Well that figures.
Shit city babyyyyy
By the nine, what is going on? I don't know what any of this means 
Well you see, Elaine had been consorting with the Daedric prince Hermaeus Mora and incured his wrath due to stealing one of his many tomes. He used her as a conduit to open portals to his realm, using these to turn humans into daedric owls.
Also, Seinfeld stole a sweet roll
what's the deal with the dirty dishes you haven't washed yet @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net
Its fine they don't need washing
Now I want to see a Seinfeld Enigma of Amigara Fault crossover.
Can we get some emojis of both owls pls?
KC Green rocks