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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

i love lemmy

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren't made of sweatpant material.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters...

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, no. I don't think I'm qualified to be a goblin. More's the pity.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not to worry, I'm convinced you're a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] deadcade@lemmy.deadca.de 12 points 10 months ago

Goblin' deez nuts

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Friend singular? My goblins come in hordes.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

That’s just a bisexual

I feel so seen, my friends call me goblin all the time

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

To each their own, I guess.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend