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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 10 months ago (4 children)

USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-B)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-C)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-F)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-G)

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Chef's kiss of a response.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Btw, does anybody know what bottle was used for that Aldebaran Whisky? It looks to me like Jose Cuervo 1800 bottle.

[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget the -J from the ENT future

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Also recall that NCC-1701 and NCC-1701-A are different ships.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also don’t forget to include Janeway’s Enterprise. Rumdar was able to steal all of it’s secrets.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

? The Voyager wasn't called enterprise.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Go watch Lower Decks and you’ll get the joke.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

To anyone who has not seen Lower Decks, and either doesn't want to or can't:

Rumdar is a Pakled (the "It Makes Us Go", "capture Geordie and force him to make them strong" dumb guys)

When the captain of the USS Cerritos meets this Pakled (and others) they all call her Janeway (because she's a woman and in starfleet, therefore either she must be captain Janeway or all female captains are named Janeway)

They also refer to the Cerritos as "Enterprise", as well as the USS Titan, which they call "Another Enterprise", so either they think all ships are coincidentally named Enterprise , or all starfleet ships are called Enterprise.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Rumdar truly is a master spy.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does the ringship count? I'm not sure at what point a "spaceship" becomes a "starship".

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know about in Trek lore, but I think in the real world, when a ship is designed or used to travel from one star system to another, it's classified as a starship

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

In ST they definitely use shuttles and runabouts to travel between star systems, but they aren't called starships.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

or used

So the X-Wing Luke flies to meet Yoda for the first time (ostensibly in a different star system) was a starship?

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I mean, I did specify "in the real world" and that we were taking about ST, but sure, I guess it applies to SW, too.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

USS Enterprise, NCC-1701, no bloody A, B,C, or D.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

You missed the Enterprise J

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Galactica, Millennium Falcon, Rocinante, Heart of Gold, Serenity, Starfury, and Pillar of Autumn.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Forgot the TARDIS.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Knowing that there are 7+ Enterprises already qualifies you as a Star Trek nerd.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

That's the joke.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Alright, so there's Voyager, Voyager from when it got split while fighting the Vidians, Voyager from when it got duplicated by the silver blood, Enterprise D, Enterprise D from that time it got reflected back across time while the original was stuck in a temporal anomaly, the NX-01 Enterprise, and the NX-01 Enterprise from the aborted timeline where they fail to stop the Xindi and stay in the Expanse for like 80 years, and Trip and T'pol have a full adult son. Has the Cerritos been duplicated yet?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 13 points 10 months ago

Also, the Enterprise D when it got stuck in the time loop where Frasier kept giving them a fatal fender bender. It could have been blown up a dozen times, a hundred, impossible to tell.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Could have gone for Voyager-J and do the same thing with the Enterprise but for Voyager.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Voyager (assuming they didn't skip any letters between A and J)

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We know there's at least a Voyager D in Lower Decks time. Which does seem fast for the ones between. I hope they didn't keep losing them

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Voyager-A was active as of 2385, and LD takes place from 2380+. Either there's a production goof, or Janeway self-destructs the 'A' as well as it's next two successors in rapid succession. Given her propensity for initiating auto destruct, I guess it's not too far-fetched lol.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she's promoted to Fleet Captain, and gets put in charge of Voyagers A-C all at once, to take them on a deep space expedition. After they're predictably swept away in an anomaly, the D is built

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Or when the shipyards found out she took command of the "A", they just started immediately building B through D assuming they'd be needed in short order lol.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I think she directly says "what's that, like 10 generations?" after noticing the -J and gets corrected that it's 11 (since she forgot about the non letter Voy)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a fun crossover. One of my all time favs.

Anyhow, it reminds me of the Lower Decks episode with the Pakleds (?)

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

I too enjoyed this lovely cross over on this wonderful lovely day

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lower Decks answer:

"Cerritos, Burbank, Anaheim , Fresno , Sherman Oaks, Riverside, Culver City.... Riverside, Santa Monica... Just tell me when to stop."

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Captain Josh Chan of the USS West Covina

[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Yo, the starship's warp core is bussin' frfr! Captain's like, 'Beam me up, bestie!' and we're yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team's fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck's glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer's spitting facts, but it's lowkey mid. Computer's all 'Unable to comply' - skill issue much? Anyways, we're about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it's just our rizz playground!

(Please forgive me -.-)

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

(Please forgive me -.-)

I most certainly will not.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

No Diddy chat, on God I'm sus

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Making an actual episode where there is a race that talks like this would be the perfect way to kill it off. Just imagine Picard attempting to communicate with this race in their own language. No kid will survive the cringe.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

this is what Lower Decks is probably like to people who haven't seen Lower Decks

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I am going to gleefully show this to my child tonight when I'm home... Love using the "brain rot" against her. :)

[–] schema@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The Lollipop

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Ackshully...

The TOS Enterprise, as well as the A, D and E are usually referred to as "The Enterprise". B and C aren't on long enough for me to remember if it applied to them as well.

However, the NX-01 was always referred to as "Enterprise", (without the "The"). It's like they were making a point of it, too. So I wouldn't count it with regards to this meme.

So you then have to decide which ones you would count, such as the J, the one in ST:P, whatever came up on Discovery... Or whether you want to consider alternates as distinct.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If you ever feel the need to look up the origin of this meme, do yourself and please don't.

I've never seen a more painfully unfunny crossover of two of the worst shows in television, until I looked up the scene that this meme is from.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unnecessary crossover? Sure, I'll give you that one.

Two of the worst shows in (sic) television?? Absolutely not.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Sorry I should have worded my comment better. What I meant was that New Girl and Brooklyn 99 are among the worst shows on television, not that they are the worst shows on television.

Thanks for pointing out my mistake.