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New Features Coming To Instagram’s ‘Teen Accounts’ (theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Okay but loser mode sounds pretty good ngl

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I'm just glad my kids will never have to talk to Gaetz, sounds horrifying.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

Matt Gaetz auto-block: Underage Instagram users will be automatically prohibited from interacting with the Republican congressman.

Nice.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

Looking forward to Zuck singing my kids to sleep.