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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Triangle, man! Triangle Man! Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight; Triangle wins. Triangle Man.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But who wins between Triangle Man and Universe Man?

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Universe Man is usually kind to smaller man, so he let's Triangle think he's won.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe the millennium and and eon hands are currently meeting, so it's a happy land. (It didn't specify if the minute hand also had to be)

[–] Walking_coffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Your wise words blind me Internet person

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

oh god oh fuck

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Spider man after losing Uncle Ben for the 29372737th time

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Just think ~~Peter~~ ~~Miles~~ Gwen, there's a whole infinite multiverse of Uncle Ben's dying out there, and all of them your responsibility!

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

I was promised Jose Cuervo, instead my hair is finally starting to thin dramatically. I MUST SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I always preferred triangle man.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Back in the day, Marvel Comics had a Communist Chinese superhero, The Collective Man. He was actually a set of quintuplets who could join into one body that was five times as dense and five times as strong as a normal person. He could also mimic the abilities of any 'Chinese' person.

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Han,_Chang,_Lin,_Sun,_and_Ho_Tao-Yu_(Earth-616)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

I am in that picture and I don't like it

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Set to the tune of the Freakazoid soundtrack. Much approval.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Damn this is too relatable

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Unrelated but I just wanted to share my farorite Spider-Man edit of all time.