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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 22 points 11 months ago

Nice one. Another case where the headline says it all.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

“The idea that we would work together is ridiculous,” said the CEOs of both companies in perfect unison, “we only care about what is best for our money providers… I mean beloved customers.”