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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 43 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] ton618@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 10 months ago

Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.

Also the drummer of Clown Core.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.

Edit: yep. The government knows.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

This is awesome

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago

A fine addition to my schizocore collection

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 9 points 10 months ago

I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Its also an onion esqu article.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 10 months ago

The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even