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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'll take it.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?

[–] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Better get both just to be sure

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."

Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So, Mr. T.?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Men doing anything but getting therapy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

someone said bourgeois tenderloin?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.