I ONCE SAW A BI-LO GROCERY STORE IN ATHENS, GEORGIA SELLING YOGURT 6 DAYS PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE.
I ONCE SAW AN FSU FAN WHO CLEARLY PAINTED THE LETTERS ON HER FACE IN THE MIRROR AND NONE OF HER FELLOW NOLES COULD READ WELL ENOUGH TO TELL HER THEY WERE BACKWARDS.
THE SUNSPHERE IS JUST A SAD IMITATION OF REUNION TOWER IN DALLAS AND ALSO PROVES KNOXVILLE WISHES IT HAD GOLDEN FLORIDA SUNSETS.
I ONCE DROVE DOWN I-75 AND MY IMMUNE SYSTEM STILL HASN'T RECOVERED. SIDE NOTE YOUR NOLES COMMENT HAS ME IN TEARS, I'M GONNA TELL THAT TO ONE OF MY FSU COWORKERS
I AM RELUCTANTLY IMPRESSED THAT YOUR I-75 COMMENT APPLIES TO BOTH GEORGIA AND FLORIDA. I ASSUME YOU LISTENED TO ROCKY TOP LITERALLY THE ENTIRE TRIP, SINCE THAT IS THE ONLY SONG YOUR BAND KNOWS.
FOR FSU I KEPT THE RECEIPTS, WHICH IS TO SAY THEY WERE IN MY FACEBOOK FROM 2012.
NONE OF THE TEAMS I CARE ABOUT ARE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. ALSO FUCK TEXAS
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FUCK cLEMSON
I KNOW THAT OUR FAN BASES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROAT THESE DAYS. BUT I'VE HATED CLEMPSON ALMOST AS MUCH AS A COCK SINCE THEY BEAT US IN THE 04 PEACH BOWL.
I HOPE THE ENTIRE BIG 12 FOLDS AND THE SCHOOLS FADE INTO IRRELEVANCE.
TEXAS IMAGINES IT'S ALABAMA FROM BEAR TO NICK. REALLY, IT'S ALABAMA FROM BILL CURRY TO MIKE SHULA.
ITS NOT EVEN 12 TEAMS AND THE TEAMS THAT ARE THERE AREN'T EVEN BIG, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUE THEM FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
