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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"secretly".
She has no problem letting us know.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right? Mine regularly degrades my sanity by racing about at 3am and defying the laws of gravity and conservation of mass that govern my reality.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I wish mine raced around more. But they don't like eachother, so when they do rarely do it, it ends up in a hissing battle. It makes me sad.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

It’s a Flerkin

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

We call her Princess

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I know we're not supposed to make references to movies that are insufficiently cool, but this is clearly one of Goose's babies, right?

[–] AutomaticUpdates@monero.town 4 points 10 months ago

Cult of the ~~Lamb~~ Cat

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mine definitely hears the voices

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

And chases them

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Must've been Joe's inspiration for Bruce in the Dungeons of Drakkenheim campaign.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That’s just how cats work, nothing to see here.

[–] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of my cats is a secret old one, and the other is a secret dog

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Does the secret dog growl when someone's at your door? Mine does, I love it.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Isn't that just your average cat?

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

black myth wukong

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

Nice, slow shutter speed right?