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Imagine. (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/wtf@lemmy.wtf

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

Or stuffing them into their asses.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine

No!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Now imagine wet dreams.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

I'm reminded of Eraserhead

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Don't look up fruit fly sperm

This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] GarrulousBrevity@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'd feel good

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

And you could compare with friends

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 10 months ago

Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago

So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?