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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] henfredemars 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Promising to declutter their rights

Love it

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They do make a serious point tho: getting to know for 4 years where the couch fucker freak is, is no small thing.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Also: stickers!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Bitches do love them some stickers.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

Keeping J.D. Vance in Washington: A Trump-Vance win is four years of knowing the freak’s location at all times.

I'm dead 💀

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make Abortion Great Again!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.