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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did it need the picture? 😂

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It has a goatee.

A toilet from the Mirror Universe.

Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn't tested it's resolve.