okmatewanker

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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submitted 10 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Who in Gregg's in the UK would write math like a yank? It's maths.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 10 months ago

The same kind of person who doesn't know about apostrophes.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 9 points 10 months ago

Maffs

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Printer ink ain’t cheap, you kno

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

Yea, I call bullshit

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are overseas uni students allowed to work? That might be it. I never looked at UK visas to know the rules on that one.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

Any other member of staff or the public would have corrected it with a marker pen in a second.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 19 points 10 months ago

The Yankee doodle spelling is a dead give away.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

I enjoyed the joke but disliked the spelling. I think I am experiencing "ambivalence".

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago

We don’t pay our staff well, so they’ve been at the cash drawer and despite 27 CCTV cameras, we can figure out who it is.

Card only

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

“Math”? When did Greggs make it to the States?