this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 98 points 11 months ago

**APPROVED! **

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's a Chancey thing to say.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 54 points 11 months ago

She wanted some seamen.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

“She said that if I’m late, she’ll start without me!”

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

Division Officer R. Fleeze was responsible for the conception of a baby or babies, they should have named at least one after him. It's only fair.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Mr. Anderson... It appears you have been living something of a double life.

[–] Gobo@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Is your dad David Anderson?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a navy battleship is where I spent most of my days

[–] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So, does the date match your or your siblings birthday? (I guess you're not the creator so we'll never know)

[–] Sebeck012@feddit.nl 9 points 11 months ago

Probably. They had sex and the baby popped out right then and there.